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Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege.
-Dave Barry
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Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid.
Dave Barry
Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege.
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