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Golf's Holy Grail - A Genius Course.

Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot Is Still Pretty Good.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North And South Rim Of The Grand Canyon.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.