Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

Only One Golfer In A Thousand Grips The Club Lightly Enough.

It's Not What You Accomplish In Life That Matters; It's What You Overcome.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

Look, I'm Not Trying To Be Critical When I'm On The Air.