Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A

Every Few Months I'll Pop Into A Comedy Club Or Go To Vegas.

I Could Never Be James Bond.

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'

You Think School Ends When It Ends, But It Doesn't.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?