Sometimes I Make My Life A Living

Imagine What I Could Have Done In Ten Years. I Could Have Learned To Speak Japanese. I Could Have Played Every Rpg Video Game Ever Created, And If I Spoke Japanese I Could Have Played The Foreign Ones Too! Man, I Could Have Built A Spaceship In My Backyard And Flew It To The Moon And Back, If I Wanted.

Every Few Months I'll Pop Into A Comedy Club Or Go To Vegas.

It's Always Cool To Meet People Who Can Do Things That You Have No Capacity To Do.

Pie...it Fills The Cracks Of The Heart. Go Away, Pain.

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'