No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

Half The Time Men Think They Are Talking Business, They Are Wasting Time.

Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season, But Townspeople Worry All The Time.

None Of Us Can Boast About The Morality Of Our Ancestors. The Record Does Not Show That Adam And Eve Were Ever Married.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.