No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.