No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much;

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

We Are Not Free, It Was Not Intended We Should Be. A Book Of Rules Is Placed In Our Cradle, And We Never Get Rid Of It Until We Reach Our Graves. Then We Are Free, And Only Then.