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The Greatest Thing In The World Is For A Man To Be Able To Do Something Well, And Say Nothing About It.

Few Men Progress, Except As They Are Pushed Along By Events.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.