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Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

We Are Not Free, It Was Not Intended We Should Be. A Book Of Rules Is Placed In Our Cradle, And We Never Get Rid Of It Until We Reach Our Graves. Then We Are Free, And Only Then.

No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good As His Money.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies - Treat Your Friends A Little Better.