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No Man Would Listen To You Talk If He Didn't Know It Was His Turn Next.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much; She Has The Book.

Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will Make Friends For Him.

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.