No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate

Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will Make Friends For Him.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.