No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate

People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

It Is Hard To Convince A High-school Student That He Will Encounter A Lot Of Problems More Difficult Than Those Of Algebra And Geometry.

No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much; She Has The Book.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.