A Good Scare Is Worth More To

A Man Has A Right To Think Lots Of Things He Has No Right To Say.

When A Man Dies, And His Kin Are Glad Of It, They Say, "he Is Better Off."

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

A Religion That Never Suffices To Govern A Man Will Never Suffice To Save Him; That Which Does Not Sufficiently Distinguish One From A Wicked World Will Never Distinguish Him From A Perishing World.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool