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People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

So Long As We Do Not Blow Our Brains Out, We Have Decided Life Is Worth Living.

Indignation Does No Good Unless It Is Backed With A Club Of Sufficient Size To Awe The Opposition.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.