No Profession, Trade, Or Calling, Is Overcrowded

But However Mysterious Is Nature , However Ignorant The Doctor, However Imperfect The Present State Of Physical Science , The Patronage And The Success Of Quacks And Quackeries Are Infinitely More Wonderful Than Those Of Honest And Laborious Men Of Science And Their Careful Experiments.

I Don't Care What The Newspapers Say About Me As Long As They Spell My Name Right.

No Man Ever Went Broke Overestimating The Ignorance Of The American Public.

I Am A Showman By Profession... And All The Gilding Shall Make Nothing Else Of Me.

I Never Liked To Work, I Mean Manual Work.