You Can Fool Most Of The People

There Is No Greater Picture Than That Of 10,000 Smiling Children. No Brighter Music Than Their Clear-ringing Laughter. That I, With My Small Amusements, Have Created Such Precious Art Is My Life's Proudest Achievement.

The Common Man, No Matter How Sharp And Tough, Actually Enjoys Having The Wool Pulled Over His Eyes, And Makes It Easier For The Puller.

A Penny Here, And A Dollar There, Placed At Interest, Goes On Accumulating, And In This Way The Desired Result Is Attained. It Requires Some Training, Perhaps, To Accomplish This Economy, But When Once Used To It, You Will Find There Is More Satisfaction In Rational Saving Than In Irrational Spending.

If I Was Not A Remarkably Modest Man, I Should Probably Brag A Little, And Say That I Had Done What No American Ever Before Accomplished By Visiting The Queen At Her Palace Twice Within Eight Days.

The Foundation Of Success In Life Is Good Health: That Is The Substratum Fortune; It Is Also The Basis Of Happiness. A Person Cannot Accumulate A Fortune Very Well When He Is Sick.