You Can Fool Most Of The People

How Were The Receipts Today In Madison Square Garden ?

There Is A Fool Born Every Minute

More Persons, On The Whole, Are Humbugged By Believing In Nothing, Than By Believing Too Much.

A Penny Here, And A Dollar There, Placed At Interest, Goes On Accumulating, And In This Way The Desired Result Is Attained.

Instead Of Spending Money, I Earned It.