No Particular Race Is The Enemy. Ignorance

[there's] A Joke That I've Done Forever: 'nowadays They Say That The Largest Majority Of People Will Be Latino And You'll Tell Scary Stories To Your Grandkids: "a Long Time Ago When I Was Growing Up, There Used To Be People Who Were White," And The Kid Says, "really?" And You Say, "yeah, Like The Man Who Cuts Our Grass."' I've Had That Line Forever And I Love It.

Laughter Survives... It Has To Survive.

Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!

Tied One On Last Night. Not Feeling Great This Morning. I Was Trying To Sleep It Off, Unfortunately, It Was On The Casino Floor.

George: Why've You Had A Grudge Against Your Brother For 15 Years? Benny: We Lopezes Are A Proud People... George: You Have A Birthday Lunch At Denny's Every Month. We're Not That Proud!