No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

Even In My Stand-up, There's A Lot More Positivity And Enthusiasm Rather Than Negative, I-hate-everything Vibes.

I Guess My Music Taste Is Pretty Predictable: I Like New Indie Rock Stuff, Older Stuff.

We've Always Been Divided By Some Of These Big Political Issues. It's Fine. As Long As We Treat Each Other With Respect And Remember That Ultimately, We're All Americans, We'll Be Fine.

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.