No One's On At My Time But

You Have To Change The Set, Stay Ahead Of The Curve.

Nbc's Priorities Are Jimmy Fallon And Jay Leno, And Then There's Me.

When I Was A Freshman In High School, I Got A Letterman Jacket, Which You'd Think Would Be Great Stock. The Jacket Had The Big S On It, For Santa Monica. But Rather Than Having A Football Or A Baseball On The S, I Had A Little Nine Iron. Girls Thought It Was A Flute.

You Know, I'm Cursed With Morals. I Was Raised A Certain Way. I Wish I Wasn't. I Wish I Was Raised By Wolves.

I Stumbled Into This Format For 'last Call With Carson Daly' That I Really Like, Inspired By Cable And Dave Attell's 'insomniac.' I Love Being Out On The Street.