A Good Butcher Is Important To Have.

Nbc's Priorities Are Jimmy Fallon And Jay Leno, And Then There's Me.

You Know, I'm Cursed With Morals. I Was Raised A Certain Way. I Wish I Wasn't. I Wish I Was Raised By Wolves.

Carson Is An Old Family Name, Though My Grandma Used To Watch Johnny All The Time And Was Crazy About Him.

I Don't Have A Sidekick - No Ed Mcmahon. So When I Go Out There, I'm Lonely. It's Scary.

No One's On At My Time But Infomercials.