I'm Basically Always On Tour.

It Was Sweaty Whitney (houston) In Central Park. She Knew That Park Pretty Well. Every Bush!

I'm Always Listening And Watching; My Ear Is Like A Boom Mike. And Judging, Frankly. Constantly Judging.

It Is A Challenge, With The Global Fame, To Try To Act Like I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time, When In Fact I Have Pippa Middleton Help Me Put My Pants On Every Morning. She's My Lady-in-waiting As Well.

I'll Be Honest, There's A Part Of Me That Does Think I'm Held To A Different Standard Than My Contemporaries And Peers, And It's A Little Frustrating.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.