When I Was A Nurse I Never

I Remember When Victoria Wood Started To Come Through, And I Thought She Was Great, Though She And I Are Very Different In Our Approach.

One Thing Christians Do Have In Common Is That They Can't Help Coming Across As Smug.

A Lot Of People Do That Kind Of Nostalgia Stuff Believing That They Were Very Happy In Their Teenage Years, But That's Probably Just An Illusion.

I've Always Been Criticised For How Filthy My Material Is. Victoria Wood Said To Me Once, 'i Wish I Was A Bit Ruder, Like You,' And I Said, 'well, I Wish I Was A Bit Cleaner, Like You.'

I Swam At School A Lot. Long-distance Swimming In Pools, And Diving, Then When We Moved To Hastings When I Was 13 I Used To Swim In The Sea All The Time; I Loved It Out Of Season And When It Was Rough.