When I Was A Nurse I Never

I Can Honestly Say I've Never Sold Any Arms To A Repressive Foreign Regime While Reassuring Everyone At Home That The Weapons Will Be Used For Nice Things.

It Is Unrealistic To Expect An Entire Profession To Be Completely Good. There Are Bound To Be Some Individuals Who Are Stressed, Who Are Unkind, Who Are A Bit Rubbish At Their Job, Who Are In The Wrong Career.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

You Look Across The Board At Comedy Quiz Shows, And They Are Mainly Hosted By Men.

As A Comic And As A Nurse, It's Important To Look Calm On The Surface When You're Absolutely Crapping Yourself Inside. So, If Someone Is Waving A Machete At You, Which Has Happened To Me When I Was A Nurse, It's Important To Make That Person Feel That You're In Control.