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Kids Need Love The Most When They're Acting Most Unlovable.

Before You Try To Keep Up With The Joneses, Be Sure They're Not Trying To Keep Up With You.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.

Motherhood Is The Second Oldest Profession In The World. It Never Questions Age, Height, Religious Preference, Health, Political Affiliation, Citizenship, Morality, Ethnic Background, Marital Status, Economic Level, Convenience, Or Previous Experience.

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.