No More Mr. Nice Guy.

I'll Take You To The Deepest, Darkest, Hottest Lover's Lane For A Little Spark In The Dark.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

Just Because I Cut The Heads Off Dolls Doesn't Mean I Hate Babies, I Just Hate Dolls.

While Friends And Lovers Mourn Your Silly Grave, I Have Other Uses For You, Darling. I Love The Dead.

I Was Nervous. I Mean, I'd Met The Beatles, And Elvis, And Everybody, But This Was Salvador Dalí . This Was Like My History.