Is Everybody That Depressed? It's A Depressing

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

All Sliced Up And Sealed Tight In Baggies. Guess Love Makes You Do Funny Things.

You Can't Get The Visual Thing On The Record As Much As You'd Like To. We Produced This Album, And We'd Never Done That Before, Except When We Produced Singles For Ourselves.

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.

Johnny [depp] Got This Rock 'n' Roll Old Soul To Him. If I Say A Song, He Goes, 'oh Yeah. I Know That Song.' A Song He Shouldn't Know, A Song That's Not His Generation At All. So He Might As Well Have Been There.