No Matter What Parents Do, Kids Retain

I Binge When I'm Happy. When Everything Is Going Really Well, Every Day Is Like I'm At A Birthday Party.

There's A Lot More To Life Than How Fat Or Thin You Are.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

I Stay Positive Because It's The Only Way To Live. When I Play Ball, I Play Hardball.

The Thing About Me Is, I Don't Care What Religion You Are. If Someone Is Attacking Your Religion, I Will Have Your Back, And I Will Defend You. I Think That Is The Most Repulsive Thing A Person Can Do, Attack Another Person's Faith.