No Matter What Parents Do, Kids Retain

I Was So Naive I Didn't Even Know About Agents. I Telephoned The William Morris Agency And Asked To Speak To Mr. Morris. I Expected Bill Morris To Be Waiting For My Call.

I Love Marriage. I Failed At Marriage, But I'd Rather Go Into Anything With Gusto And Fail Than Go Into It Half-assed.

I Had The Halfway House. I Can't Tell How Many Nights I Spent Around My Kitchen Table, Soothing Broken Hearts.

People Always Say, 'well, Celebrity Spokespersons Have Private Consultants'. Well, With Jenny Craig Everybody Gets A Private Consultant.

There's A Lot More To Life Than How Fat Or Thin You Are.