I Am The One Who Got Myself

I Love Marriage. I Failed At Marriage, But I'd Rather Go Into Anything With Gusto And Fail Than Go Into It Half-assed.

I Stay Positive Because It's The Only Way To Live. When I Play Ball, I Play Hardball.

The Reason I Went For Jenny Craig Is I Thought, Maybe I'm Not The Only One Who Has Stupid Reasons For Getting Fat.

To Tell You The Honest-to-god Truth: Without Scientology, I Would Be Dead. So, I Can Personally Highly Recommend It.

I Developed A Nutty Attitude Where I'd Think, If Some Guy Really Loves Me He Doesn't Care If I'm Fat. I'd Come Up With All These Stupid Reasons Why It Would Be Ok To Be Fat.