No Matter How You Were Born, No

If I Had A Dime For Everytime That I Was Wrong, I'd Be Broke.

Pissing Off Peta Is As Easy As Pie. Delicious Kitten Pie.

Sorry To Disappoint The Liberals Who Tuned In Tonight To Gloat About Obama's Lead In Every Poll, But I Am Not Worried. Mccain May Be Behind, But The Man Is A Fighter. He Doesn't Know The Meaning Of The Word 'quit.' He Used To, But It Was Stored In The Same Part Of His Brain That Remembered To Vet His Running Mate.

The Beauty Of New Media Is That No Evidence Is Necessary. The Brave Blog-troopers Have Stormed The Cockpit Of News, And Wrestled The Joystick Of Authority Away From The Seasoned Pilots Of The Press Who Would Land Our Country At The Facts International Airport.

In God's Eyes All Children Are Beautiful But Here On Earth We Have Higher Standards.