No Matter How Bad Things Get, You

When Have You Ever Heard Of A Cantor Or Any Artist Turning Anyone Down When He Is Strongly Urged To Perform?

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.

It Is An Old Custom Amongst Jewish Children, To Become War-like On The 'l'ag Beomer.' They Arm Themselves From Head To Foot With Wooden Swords, Pop-guns And Bows And Arrows. They Take Food With Them, And Go Off To Wage War.

The Worm In The Radish Doesn't Think There Is Anything Sweeter.