No Man Is Great If He Thinks

Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

Take Me Ham Away, Take Away My Eggs, Even My Chili, But Leave Me My Newspaper.

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.