No Man Is Great If He Thinks

Lord, The Money We Do Spend On Government And It's Not One Bit Better Than The Government We Got For One-third The Money Twenty Years Ago.

We Are Always Saying: Let The Law Take Its Course But What We Really Mean Is: Let The Law Take Our Course.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Get A Kind Of Strange And Exciting Tingling Sensation From.