When You Straddle A Thing It Takes

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

It Looks To Me Like The Candidates Are Trying To Relieve The Farmer Of His Vote, Instead Of His Debts.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

Just Because It's Common Sense, Doesn't Mean It's Common Practice.