When You Straddle A Thing It Takes

Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.

So Let's Be Honest With Ourselves And Not Take Ourselves Too Serious, And Never Condemn The Other Fellow For Doing What We Are Doing Every Day, Only In A Different Way.

Legalize Racing In Every State. Sure People Will Bet, But They Get To See The Horses Run And You Certain Can't See General Motors And General Electric And General Utility Run When You Bet On Them.

How Is The Government Going To Get The Extra Taxes? Out Of The Rich, Or Just Out Of The Poor, As Usual?

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.