They Shaved A Little Piece Of Bone

I'm Proud To Be An Oakie From Muskogee, A Place Where Even Squares Can Have A Ball. We Still Wave Old Glory Down At The Courthouse And White Lightning's Still The Biggest Thrill Of All.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

There's Just A Few People That Call Themselves Stars Can Actually Sit Down With A Guitar And Sing You A Song.

Keep Your Opinions To Yourself. I Think It's Important That I Stay Neutral On Politics And Remain Hard To Understand. I Don't Want To Be Pigeonholed As Conservative, Liberal, Independent Or Anything. I Back The Man For The Things The Man Believes In, Not Whether It Says "r" Or "d" Down There Beside His Name.

They Shaved A Little Piece Of Bone Off My Small Toe. You See, You Balance Yourself A Certain Way And This Toe Had Grown Under The Other Ones. So He Cut It Loose, Where I Could Balance Myself And It Makes Me Walk Straight.