My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

If We Could Just Stop The Tourism, We Could Stop The Congestion.

It Is Frequently More Rewarding Merely To Ask Pertinent Questions. It May Get Someone To Go And Look For An Answer.

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?