No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In

I Get Approached To Do Shows All The Time. There's A Lot Of Money In Sitcoms, But I've Never Been The Kind Of Guy Who Wanted To Do One. I Don't Think People Want To See Me Saying "honey, I'm Home." It's Just Not My Thing.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

Anything You Can Suck At Should Make You Nervous.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.