No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In

The Thing I Try To Get Across To The Writers - And I Do A Lot Of Writing, Too - Is That When I Do Stand-up, Nothing I Talk About Is Funny. Everything Is Really Sad And Tragic And Then I Make It Funny.

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!

I've Been Away From My Two Daughters At A Very Important Time In Their Life.'i Have Missed Most Of Girl Scout Cookie Season.last Night Zahra, My Youngest Called Me Up And Said :"daddy How Come We Never Sell The Most Cookies? How Come Mrs. Dunn Wins Every Year?"'

Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About An Issue Before They Hear The Issue Is A Fool.