No I Don't Have A Sex Tape

People Don't See This Side Of Me. They Don't Know I Read, Like, 800 Million Spiritual Books. Lately I Am Just Really Getting Into A Lot Of Spirituality.

I Know Children Regress After Vaccination Because It Happened To My Own Son. Why Aren't There Any Tests Out There On The Safety Of How Vaccines Are Administered In The Real World, Six At A Time? Why Have Only Two Of The 36 Shots Our Kids Receive Been Looked At For Their Relationship To Autism?

My Philosophy Of Dating Is To Just Fart Right Away.

All Those Girls Who Were Mean To Me[in High School], I Pay Them Back By Going Through The Drive-through Window And Asking For My Burger. That Feels Really Great.

I Figured Out Something Spiritual. Billboard This: 'life Is Supposed To Be Fun!'