No Baby Shall At Any Time Be

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

Maybe Age Is Kinder To Us Than We Think. With My Bad Eyes, I Can't See How Bad I Look, And With My Rotten Memory, I Have A Good Excuse For Getting Out Of A Lot Of Stuff.

Success Is Outliving Your Failures

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

Getting Out Of The Hospital Is A Lot Like Resigning From A Book Club. You're Not Out Of It Until The Computer Says You're Out Of It.