No Baby Shall At Any Time Be

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Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.

Poached Eggs Are Good, Poached Animals Are Not.

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.