No Baby Shall At Any Time Be

I'm So Bored. I Went To The Food Locker Yesterday To Visit My Meat.

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.

There Are Few Things In This World More Satisfying Than Having Your Son Teach You How To Play Tennis, Unless It Is Having A Semi-truck Run Over Your Foot.

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.