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No Baby Shall At Any Time Be Quartered In A House Where There Are No Soft Laps, No Laughter, Or No Love.
-Erma Bombeck
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No Baby Shall At Any Time Be
Erma Bombeck
No Baby Shall At Any Time Be Quartered In A House Where There Are No Soft Laps, No Laughter, Or No Love.
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