I'm An Introspective Dude.

The Language You Are About To Hear... Is Disturbing.

I Have All These Weird Fantasies. Going Coast-to-coast On My Motorcycle And Having Random Barbecues All Over America. No Show, No Nothing.

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.

I Would Go To Work On The Show And I Felt Awful Every Day, That's Not The Way It Was. ... I Felt Like Some Kind Of Prostitute Or Something. If I Feel So Bad, Why Keep On Showing Up To This Place? I'm Going To Africa. The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.