I'm An Introspective Dude.

At The Time, I Was Reading This Miles Davis Book, And He Was Talking About Coming To New York Right After He Was In High School. It Kind Of Made Me Feel Like, "yeah." I Didn't Want To Go To College; I Wanted To Do Stand-up. And I Figured, "what's The Point Of Doing Stand-up Around Dc? I'm Always Going To Be Under-appreciated There Because I Started There." I Felt Like I Was Strong Enough And Unique Enough That I Should Give It A Big Leash To Shine. New York Was The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me As A Comedian.

What Is Wrong With Me I Just Bought A Bag Of Weed From An Infant.

Listen, Here It Is: Technically, I Never Quit. I'm Seven Years Late For Work.

I Don't Really Frick With Africa Cause People Are Starving To Death And That's Not Ballin' To Me.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.