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There Are Very Few Japanese Jews. As A Result, There Is No Japanese Word For Alan King.

An Oxymoron? What's That? A Moron Who Studies At Oxford?

For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.

Happiness Is Having A Rare Steak, A Bottle Of Whiskey, And A Dog To Eat The Rare Steak.

When The Public Starts Classifying You As Thoughtful, Someone Given To Serious Issues, You Find Yourself Declassified As A Humorist.