Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini

New York Is An Exciting Town Where Something Is Happening All The Time, Most Unsolved.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.

Happiness Is Having A Rare Steak, A Bottle Of Whiskey, And A Dog To Eat The Rare Steak.

He's So Fat, He Can Be His Own Running Mate.