There Is Always A Type Of Man

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

Probably You Have Noted The Resemblance Of The Critic To The Crank.

About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.