Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing

We Are All Ignorant. We Are Just Ignorant About Different Things.

Money, Horse Racing And Women: Three Things The Boys Just Can't Figure Out.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'

I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.