Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.

See What Will Happen If You Don't Stop Biting Your Fingernails

Banking And After-dinner Speaking Are Two Of The Most Nonessential Industries We Have In This Country. I Am Ready To Reform, If They Are.

You Can't Fool All Of The People All Of The Time. But It Isn't Necessary.

We Owe More Money Than Any Nation In The World, And We Are Lowering Taxes. When Is The Time To Pay Off A Debt If It Is Not When You Are Doing Well? You Let A Politician Return Home From Washington And Announce, 'boys We Lowered Your Taxes. We Had To Borrow The Money To Do It, But We Did It.' Say, They Would Elect Him For Life.