Never Settle With Words What You Can

To Paraphrase Jane Austen, It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged That A Married Man In Possession Of A Vast Fortune Must Be In Want Of A Newer, Younger Wife.

The Space Involving Insanity And Genius Is Calculated Only By Good Results.

Real Men No Longer Drive Corvettes. Despite Being Able To Squander Gas With The Best Of Them, Even Today's Least Enlightened Real Man Finds The Notion Of A $17,000 Plastic Car With No Trunk Somewhat Absurd.

Never Settle With Words What You Can Accomplish With A Flame-thrower.

The Distance Between Insanity And Genius Is Measured Only By Success.