Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread

Cartooning Is Preaching. And I Think We Have A Right To Do Some Preaching. I Hate Shallow Humor. I Hate Shallow Religious Humor, I Hate Shallow Sports Humor, I Hate Shallowness Of Any Kind.

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.

My Grandfather Has Been Very Depressed Lately. He Just Doesn't Know What To Do. He Says It's Late In The Game, And He's Afraid That Life Has Him Beaten." "tell Him To Take Out The Goalie.

If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have The Lens Cap On.

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.