Never, Ever, Ever Give Up.

What's The Good Of Living If You Don't Try A Few Things?

Life Is Like A Game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes You Win... Sometimes You Lose." "i'll Be Happy If I Just Make The Playoffs.

Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying More, But They're Getting Shorter.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!