Never, Ever, Ever Give Up.

Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

Sucking Your Thumb Without A Blanket Is Like Eating A Cone Without Ice Cream!

Snoopy: So This Is The Last Day Of The Year. Another Complete Year Gone By And What Have I Accomplished This Year That I Haven't Accomplished Every Other Year? Nothing! (he Smiles.) How Consistent Can You Get?

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!