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I'll Get Rid Of The Drug Problem. The First Drug Dealer Will Be Publicly Executed In Front Of Everybody And All Of The Sudden The Rest Of The Drug Dealers Are Going To Go "uh Oh!" Watch How Fast The Drug Problem Disappears. If You Use Drugs, You're Addicted And You Steal Something, You'll Get Sent Off To The Outback And To Work Camps And All Of The Sudden No Drug Addicts. See How Simple That Is? So Simple.

There Are Many Really Stupid Ideas That Wind Up Being Brilliant, If You Can Implement Them.

James Bond Has A License To Kill, Rockstars Have A License To Be Outrageous. Rock Is About Grabbing People's Attention.

Kiss Is The Number-one American Band In Gold-record Sales. In The World, Only The Beatles And The Stones Are Ahead Of Us. Every Other Band Should Be Wiping My Ass. The Line Forms Over There To The Left.

If You're Lucky, You Don't Think In A Straight Line.