Never Give Up On An Idea Simply

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Mcdonald's Breakfast For Under A Dollar Is Actually More Expensive Than That. You Have To Factor In The Cost Of Bypass Surgery.

If You Nail A Tool Shed Closed, How Do You Put The Hammer Away?

People Love To Admit They Have Bad Handwriting Or That They Can't Do Math. And They Will Readily Admit To Being Awkward: 'i'm Such A Klutz!' But They Will Never Admit To Having A Poor Sense Of Humor Or Being A Bad Driver.

In The 'bullshit Department' A Businessman Can't Hold A Candle To A Clergyman.