Beauty Tips - How To Look Younger:

The Rain Washed Away My Pitcher's Mound... I'm A Pitcher Without A Mound... I'm A Lost Soul... I'm Like A Politician Out Of Office." "or A Sailor Without An Ocean..." "or A Boy Without A Girl.

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

What's That?" "it Looks Like Something From Linus... It Is! He Sent Me A Little Birch-bark Canoe From Camp! He Said He Made It Himself... Sometimes I Think I Don't Deserve A Nice Brother Like Linus..." "i Have Often Thought The Same Thing." "dear Linus, Please Send Me Another Canoe. The First One Broke When I Threw It At Charlie Brown.

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?