I Thank Heaven We Have Had Baseball

I Thank Heaven We Have Had Baseball In This World... The Kids... Our National Pastime.

If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be In Either The Penitentiary Or The Cemetery.

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.

If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be In Either The Penitentiary Or The Cemetery. I Have The Same Violent Temper My Father And Older Brother Had. Both Died Of Injuries From Street Fights In Baltimore, Fights Begun By Flare-ups Of Their Tempers.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.