They Started Something Here, And The Kids

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

Baseball Changes Through The Years. It Gets Milder.

If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky Singles I Could've Batted Around .600.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

The Only Real Game, I Think, In The World Is Baseball.