Never Ask Your Wife If She Still

Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without The Cultural Advantages.

Mail Your Packages Early So The Post Office Can Lose Them In Time For Christmas.

I Have An Ego Like Anybody Else, But I Don't Need To Be Stoked By Going Before The Public All The Time.

Talking About Sexual Morality, I Wouldn't Agree That It's Declining, But It's Certainly Changing. Young And Old, We Are Very Much In The Process Of Taking A Fresh Look At The Whole Issue Of Morality. The Only Decline That's Taking Place - And It's About Time - Is In The Old Puritanical Concept That Sex Is Equated With Sin.

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.