Never Ask Your Wife If She Still

I See A Lot Of New Faces. Especially On The Old Faces.

Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All The Girls Were Admiring Leave The Beach Hand In Hand With Another Muscular Lifeguard.

In 1932, Lame Duck President Herbert Hoover Was So Desperate To Remain In The White House That He Dressed Up As Eleanor Roosevelt. When Fdr Discovered The Hoax In 1936, The Two Men Decided To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Children.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.