Never Answer Anonymous Letters.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

What A House - Nothin' But Rooms!

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

I'd Find The Fellow Who Lost It [million Dollars], And, If He Was Poor, I'd Return It.

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.