Nature's Bank-dividends.

Hurry Is Only Admissible In Catching Flies.

A Man Is Never Astonished That He Doesn't Know What Another Does, But He Is Surprised At The Gross Ignorance Of The Other In Not Knowing What He Does.

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

Nicknames Stick To People, And The Most Ridiculous Are The Most Adhesive.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.