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A Coxcomb Is Four-fifths Affectation And One-fifth Vanity.

He Who Sports Compliments, Unless He Takes Good Aim, May Miss His Mark, And Be Wounded By The Recoil Of His Own Weapon.

Women Will Sometimes Confess Their Sins, But I Never Knew One To Confess Her Faults.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?

Failures To Heroic Minds Are The Stepping Stones To Success.