Whenever There Is Authority, There Is A

Vanity Is Not Half A Bad Principle, If It Will But Stick To Legitimate Business.

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

Wishes, Like Castles In The Air, Are Inexpensive And Not Taxable.

Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Give Me A Chance, Says Stupid, And I Will Show You. Ten To One He Has Had His Chance Already, And Neglected It.