I've Exercised With Women So Thin That

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

I Have Always Felt Cookbooks Were Fiction And The Most Beautiful Words In The English Language Were 'room Service.

Our Teen-agers Withdrew To Their Bedrooms On Their Thirteenth Birthday And Didn't Show Themselves To Us Again Until It Was Time To Get Married.

As A Graduate Of The Zsa Zsa Gabor School Of Creative Mathematics, I Honestly Do Not Know How Old I Am.